I don’t think it’s good to lie whether you are pretty or little
I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!”
But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one.
What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.
But now I can cut peppers really well.
So there’s that.
I’ve been in a relationship for a year and this feeling doesn’t go away
Green pill, to experience the world in wholly new and wondrous ways.
Blue pill, because I could do to be a better swimmer.
I’d choose the Orange Pill. I’d love to learn anything and master it *fast*.
Orange all the way. I’d be a much better teacher if I could learn faster.
Blue, duh. TELEPORTATION.
NO MORE LONG-HAUL FLIGHTS, YO.
Blue pill!!!! I could actually travel the world before I die.
Jon: I guess you’re not.
Seamus: I’ve seen ‘em. It took like an afternoon to watch all the episodes. (x)
"Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic."
there are characters that i used to really dislike in the past and now i love them so dearly and it’s just like. i’m sorry. i was wrong about you. i’m so sorry. i was so wrong